Sep 14, 2009
Foosball Coffee Table
It’s $229.99 at Big Lots. If you are a bachelor, buy this coffee table and display it proudly in your living room. Buy it now, because someday Miss Right won’t let you. If you are married, ask the boss (AKA the misses) for an advance on your allowance. Secretly buy it, sneak it down to your man cave, and be the envy of married men everywhere.
Perhaps you’re rolling in it. Check out the executive version for $7600.
[Update: My girlfriend just gave me this for our anniversary! Why am I posting to a blog?! I NEED TO MARRY HER IMMEDIATELY!!!]
Wow, your giwlfwiend wactually got vhat fow you? Darn right you should marry her before she changes her mind!
Your girlfriend is awesome!