Sep 14, 2009
Foosball Coffee Table
It’s $229.99 at Big Lots. If you are a bachelor, buy this coffee table and display it proudly in your living room. Buy it now, because someday Miss Right won’t let you. If you are married, ask the boss (AKA the misses) for an advance on your allowance. Secretly buy it, sneak it down to your man cave, and be the envy of married men everywhere.
Perhaps you’re rolling in it. Check out the executive version for $7600.
[Update: My girlfriend just gave me this for our anniversary! Why am I posting to a blog?! I NEED TO MARRY HER IMMEDIATELY!!!]
Wow, your giwlfwiend wactually got vhat fow you? Darn right you should marry her before she changes her mind!
I believe I win for the most awesome girlfriend award!! My boyfriend & I saw this at Big Lots and were just on the phone talking about how WE NEED TO BUY THIS!! I’m soooo excited! I can’t wait to kick his ass in Foosball!!!!
Your girlfriend is awesome!
So guys, guys, check this out… My girlfriend ALREADY OWNS ONE BRO!!!!!! AND she taught her pet monkey how to play!!!!!!!!!!! I’m thinkin… c’mon, thats gotta be the deal breaker right? A pet monkey!? I gotta scoop this chick up right quick, am I right or am I right ey fellas?!?! EY!?!?! The monkey’s name is ‘Foot Long’ btw.
I spotted this and decided it was a MUST HAVE! It makes me happy because it is a VERY nice looking coffee table and him happy because… well… DUH! Perfect compromise!
Yo Jherald… WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?! DOOD… Doood… Dood (Dramatic pause) THAT IS AWESOME! The monkey’s name is Foot Long!? Please tell me you two wear matching pajamas and gulp banana smoothies while watching Lifetime Original movie marathons! TELL ME!!!!!
my wife loved this when she saw it at the store… im buying it for her birthday next week