Dec 1, 2009
32+ Bacon Christmas Presents for Men
1) Bacon Flavored Envelopes
24 more after the jump…
Office Supplies (Continued)
2) Bacon Stamps
Unfortunately not bacon flavored. 
3) What Would Bacon Do? Folder
“D” is for “diploma”!
4) Bacon Mousepad
Your mouse deserves high cholesterol too.
Clothing and Accessories
5) Bacon Tie
You’re a professional.
6) (Woman’s) Bacon Shoes
I have nothing witty to say here.
7) Bacon Belt
Your belt is supposed to match your shoes.
Bacon Wallet
You bring home the bacon.
9) Bacon iPhone Case
For the guy who has everything.
10) Tasty Wristwatch
You need to know when it’s time for bacon. (Hint: It’s always time for bacon.)
11) Skull and Cross Bacon Apron
Arr, that Roger be Jolly.
12) I Love Meat Wristbands
Because it really pisses off vegetarians.
Hygiene Items
13) Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
Wood flavored toothpicks are so 2008.
14) Bacon Flavored Floss
Dental hygiene never tasted so good.
15) Bacon Mints
Bacon is the new mint-o-green.
16) Bacon Soap
Guaranteed to get the dog to play with you.
17) Bacon Flavored Lip Balm
“Grease up those lips!”
18) Bacon Band-Aids
Don’t waste a steak on a black eye.
Home Decor
19) Bacon Placemats
Bacon placemats compliment any kitchen.
20) Bacon Candle
Because you’re classy!
Random
21) Bacon Skateboard Deck
Tasty wheels not included.
22) Bacon Lunchbox
Because the outside should match the inside.
23) Bacon Air Freshener
For use in pickup trucks with testicles.
Gift Wrapping
24) Bacon Tuxedo Gift Box
Because there’s nothing funnier than the disappointment of your friends when they realize they didn’t get a bacon tuxedo.
25) Bacon Gift Wrap
I couldn’t find a bacon gift bag. (I’m lazy.)
Bacon Food
26) Squeeze Bacon
This is why you’re fat.
27) Bacon Gum
You can see the bits of bacon.
28) Bacon Sucker
Note the bits of actual bacon in the sucker.
29) Gummy Bacon
The other white meat.
30) Bacon Chocolate
I’ve actually eaten bacon chocolate, and it’s not bad.
31) Bacon Coffee
Bacon and caffeine – breakfast of champions. [via YesButNoButYes]
32) Bacon Vodka
Because alcohol tastes nasty, and bacon taste good.
Honorable Mentions
33) Bacon Salt
34) Bacon Jam